Bricks Are Heavy Lyrics

Wargasm
wargasm, wargasm, one two three
tie a yellow ribbon 'round the amputee
masturbate, watch it on tv
crocodile tears for the refugees
wargasm, wargasm, one two three
smutty bloody pictures, ecstasy
blue balls waiting impatiently
from alcatraz to lady liberty
body bags and dropping bombs
the pentagon knows how to to turn us on
wargasm wargasm one two three
pit bull, pit bull, ecstasy
wave those flags high in the air
as long as it takes place over there
[yodels courtesy of Yoko Ono]
wargasm, wargasm, wargasm, wargasm
body bags and dropping bombs
the pentagon knows how to turn us
turn us on
turn us on, wargasm
turn us on, wargasm

Scrap
I met a skinhead named
He lived in my friend's garage
every day he's shaking that spray paint can
and comes out seein' stars
grab a paper bag like an oxygen mask
until your mind starts to gel
cause the ball in the can
has a crazy beat
the funky dying brain cell
so he met some christians from hell
who said, "let's go to vegas man"
so he packed up his leather and his red beret
into that big, bad christian van
use revival meetings like an oxygen tent
'til your mind starts to gel
cause the preacher thumps the bible
with a crazy beat
the funky dying brain cell
well, he came back to the garage
but the garage it wasn't there
and he dug metallic gold more than luke and john
now he's growing his hair
grab a paper bag like an oxygen mask
until your mind starts to gel
cause the ball in the can
has a crazy beat
the funky dying brain cell

Pretend We're Dead
what's up with what's going down
in every city, in every town
cramping styles is the plan
they've got in the palm of their big hands
when we pretend that we're dead
when we pretend that we're dead
they can't hear a word we've said
when we pretend that we're dead
turn the tables with our unity
they're neither moral nor majority
wake up and smell the coffee
or just say no to individuality
(chorus)
c'mon c'mon
(chorus)


Diet Pill
my diet pill is wearing off
my diet pill is wearing off
'cause we're just in the bed
sewn to the sheets with thread
the twins are in the car
the frying pan is red
Calgon can't take me away
no, Calgon can't take me away
from the things i did today
'cause we're just in the bed
sewn to the sheets with thread
the twins are in the car
the frying pan is red
i'm outta here
i'm so outta here
i'm outta here
i think the swelling is going down
i said i think that the swelling is going down
two hundred dollars to leave this town
'cause we're just in the bed
sewn to the sheets with thread
the twins are in the car
the frying pan is red
i'm outta here
i'm so outta here
i'm outta here

Everglade
glade told her ma, "home scene's lame,
"i gotta go into town, blow some steam at the rock show"
sneak through the back door and head for the pit
then some drunk stupid bruiser started giving her shit
rednecks on parade
don't cross my line
says everglade
everglade
he was whipping through the pit
knocked her into the stage
she said, "have your fun,
"but stop being so lame"
the guy was drunk, stupid
and he must have weighed a ton
said "get out of here girly,
"i'm just trying to have some fun"
so you wanna have some fun
well, break out the big guns
rednecks on parade
don't cross my line
says everglade
everglade (rpt.)
he kept it up,
his fists started flying
she dodged each punch
as he kept trying
tripped on his own feet
and hit the floor
glade got to pushin'
and rolled him out the door
so you wanna have some fun
then break out the big guns
rednecks on parade
don't cross my line
says everglade
everglade

Slide
i put your stuff
out on the porch
(letting it slide)
you pissed in your pants
and put out the torch
(letting it slide)
you splattered the bathroom
with your hair dye
i'm kicking you out
and you know why
yeah, i've been letting it slide
you've been along for the ride
you put your cane
right thorugh my amp
(letting it slide)
when it comes to losers
you're the champ
(letting it slide)
from my garden
i'll pull your weed
(letting it slide)
your stupid evil
i will not feed
no
yeah, i've been letting it slide
you've been along for the ride
yeah, i've been letting it slide
you've been a thorn in my side
(first verse)
so do i
(chorus)
get on out of here boy
it took me three weeks to clean that bathroom
you know amps don't grow on trees

One More Thing
i've just about had enough
i'm drowing from too much stuff
i get scared when the telephone rings
someone talking about one more thing
yeah, one more thing
one more thing to put in line
one more thing to waste my time
one more thing that i can't take
one more thing i'm gonna break
You need more, well get in line
too many things grabbing at my time
I'll tell you brother right out flat
I'm gonna have to throw you back
(chorus)
i fix my engine and the tire goes flat
it's one more thing that i can't have
politics messing with my rights
there's nothing fun to do tonight
(chorus)

Mr. Integrity
stranded in the streets of san francisco
a rust car pulled along side of me
i looked behind the wheel
and i started to squeal
an idol's face was staring at me
don't preach to me
mr. integrity
sittin' shotgun,
out of my brain
our muffler draggin'
through the art ghettos
stepped on the gas
gums started to flap
punk rock manifestoes
spittin', fumin',
streets are filled with so much glass
that i wanted to break
eyes spinnin' 'round
as my feet shook the ground
like the san francisco earthquake
don't preach to me
mr. integrity
don't preach to me
mr. integrity
i'm not the enemy
please don't preach to me
mr. integrity
(repeat first two verses)
don't preach to me
mr. integrity
i'm not the enemy no
please don't preach to me
mr. integrity

Monster
come on over
it's getting late
it's time to fish
no time to cut bait
ghoulish passion you inspire
with your kind of trouble
i'll never tire
monster
(monster in me)
bring out the monster
(monster in me)
monster
(monster in me)
bring out the monster
(monster in me)
you bring out
the monster in me
in a world is full of disposable icons
all the jokers with the phoney come-ons
I know I can depend on you
cause when we're together, we're hurtin' crew
(chorus)
we don't need to look for trouble
my partner in crime, my insanity double
when life takes a turn from bad to worse
you're always there, my loveable curse

Shitlist
when i get mad
and i get pissed
i grab my pen
and i write out a list
of all the people
that won't be missed
you've made my shitlist
for all the ones
who bum me out
shitlist
for all the ones
who fill my head with doubt
shitlist
for all the squares who get me pissed
shitlist
you've made my shitlist
shitlist
shitlist
when i get mad
and i get pissed
shitlist
i grab my pen
and write out a list
shitlist
of all you assholes
who won't be missed
shitlist
you've made my shitlist
shitlist
shitlist

This Ain't Pleasure
no raving beauty
but she's got a good heart
he's got escaping
down to an art
this ain't pleasure
don't ask why
this ain't pleasure
and monkeys can't fly
she's an infection
a stain on his soul
he's her addiction
they're out of control
this ain't pleasure
don't ask why
this ain't pleasure
and monkeys can't fly