Slapp-happy Lyrics

Crackpot Baby
Crackpot baby at a quarter to three
Remind me, advise me to
Remind me to ignore you
Crackpot baby with the resume on
Crackpot baby, quarter to three
God no, another theory
Gakked out-strategy
Two dozen roses past leery
Crackpot baby with the resume on





On my Rockin' Machine
Place my bet on my rockin' machine
Put it down (2x), make it clean
On my rockin' machine
Faster (2x)
Slower (2x)






Lackey
Got a lot that I want to do
I've got the feet but I don't have the shoes
Yeah, yes yes ma'am
Wash it down with how great I am
I want a lackey, looks like you
Won't fuss and wine
I want a lackey, could be you
My friend has one and I want one too
I want a lackey, check out a lackey
Andale, make it quick
Lay it on (2x) thick
Light my smokes, fill my glass
Pucker up and kiss my big white ass
Small time, small mind
I want a lackey





Human
We don't share the same rung with you
First glance, organic material not true
It appears to be human but it's not
Your shell's a canister with nothing inside
Third rate substance you cleverly disguise
It appears to be human
You're not worthy of gravity and space
Total destruction puts a smile on our face
It appears to be human





Living Large
We're living large in our own little way
We're living large and we don't get paid
We're living large in our own little way
Got some lemons, make some kick-ass lemonade
We're living large, and we got a lot
We're living large, a certain je ne sais quoi
We're living large and we got a lot
What they call a certain je ne sais quoi
We're living large





Freeway
Parked on the freeway, sipping from a can
Parked on the freeway, fuck it man
Parked on the freeway, sipping from a can
Parked on the freeway, he's our man
Yeah, he's our man
Don't burn the dog
Go get the gun





Stick to the Plan
Stick to the plan (2x) man
Grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws
You've got me grasping at straws
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A happy masturbator
With love in his eyes
Stay on the high (2x) sigh





War with you
Hope her hands are soft
You're so easily bruised
Not too terribly bright
And she likes to be used
My skins growing tough, so tough
No no no no
My skins growing tough, so tough
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you
No she won't speak her mind
You can't handle the truth
Must be losing her sight
You're getting long in the tooth
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you





Long Green
When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
Yeah baby, yeah
Go for the neck
Yeah baby, yeah
Oh yeah, you bet
Razor blades, draw me a bath
Basta (3x)
Yeah baby, yeah
Hung out to sweat
Yeah baby, yeah
Oh yeah, you bet
When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
When the long green comes in
Have a party and I won't let you in, yeah





Little One
I know your scared and little uptight
Things just have not been right
Be alright, it'll be alright
We're gonna have fun tonight, yeah
My little one, a lot of shit is on your mind
Blow it off there ain't much time
The road is rocky and painfully slow
Just crack the whip and go, go, go, go
My little one





Freezer Burn
Freezer burn watch you thaw
Suck it in, big guffaw
Freezer burn, shut your mouth
I know what your braying about
Freezer burn
All my life, once bit twice
Freezer burn watch you pose
Roll my eyes, hold my nose
Freezer burn shut your mouth
I know what your yelping about
Freezer burn
Patience in vain, you'll never change
All my life, once bit twice
Everlasting





Mantra Down
Got my mantra down, hey
Ultra violet light, such a violent life
Ultra violent life